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TEAMMATES DECEMBER 2008- THIS MONTH IS MR ANTHONY HORAN -AKA The Pontiff- AKA Club Secretery |
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First of all great picture mate reminds of when i was in Italy being served my Pizza by Luigi. So Ants we start with whos the BEST TRAINER : Have to give this to Billy Ratcliffe, especially when you consider his tender years (sorry mhate but its a compliment, honest!). Raymond McCluskey is a good trainer too and probably worth a mention so next question is who is the WORST TRAINER :You know who you are Flynn! Short but sweet ok next : Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM: Quite difficult seeing as we actually have very few skillful players! Joint award for Bill and Mikey McGowan. Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER: Has to be Mikey McGowan. I tell ye, the lad is a speed demon Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself: I will probably be demoted from the bench to the role of Tony's fashion adviser for sayin this but it has to be the gaffer. Though in fairness, he can be fairly quick off the mark when he sniffs the chance to go in hard and aim a swift kick in the direction of some poor unsuspecting sod's shin. The only problem is, its always his Abronhill team-mates that he is kicking! Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:Damn! I was going for five-in-a-row on this one. Can I say me?? Okay, I will give it to Kev McQuillan. He is definitely an intelligent bloke, despite some of the rather shoddy one-liners he may come away with at half-time in order to gee up the troops!! You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:Surely I don't even have to say it..... Short answer Mt Horan, who do you mean ? Ants: Next Question. Next one up is WORST DANCER: We have a fair few crap dancers in our team, including myself so its probably too difficult to choose. Can I give a special mention to one of the better dancers though, a certain young Michael McQuillan. Who the hell would have thought that after all this time Elvis was still alive and struttin his stuff for Abronhill-Intrans?? Legendary wee man! I good one, I knew it was a bad idea asking you these questions, anyway next: WORST DRESS SENSE: A no brainer if ever there was one! It's obviously Tony McCluskey. The guy wears more gold than Mr T! I mean the whole country is falling into recession and this guy turns up to training dressed in gold!! Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:..Surely a joint award for the McCluskey bhoys!! Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team: He hasn't been around for a while but it has to be 'Pretty Flamingo' himself, Ricky Young. Absolutely no need for some of the guy's chat, especially when it comes to talking about the sexual attractiveness of animals. And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER:Has to be Golden Bhoy!. Next month is Abronhills answer to Freddy Mercury, Mr Golden Bhoy himself, Tony McCluskey. Previous Months please click below: |
