ABRONHILL INTRANS HOMEPAGE

Ok so lets start with the jacket.

Where did you buy it ?

Tony: On the internet from an Elvis Memorabilia website. Thought it would do for the odd night out and of course for training. Thank you, Thank You Very Much

So Golden Balls we start with whos the BEST TRAINER :

Billy, always there, even when the Mrs was 9month gone trying his hardest

so next question is who is the WORST TRAINER :

Danny, never really sets the example a captain should.

Short but straight to the point there : Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM:

Michael mcgowan, he's 1 of only a few who actually try anything skillful.

And again Magical Michael McGowans head grows ever bigger after reading this.

Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER:

Same as above, his turn of pace is scary.

And again the head grows even more.

Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself:

Well milk turns quicker than our 2 centre backs.

Oh sore one !

Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:

Ants Horan, well thats only because he hand picked they barmaids at his party.

You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:

Sorry iain

Remember I only type what im told.

Next one up is WORST DANCER:

its got to be the iceman, or the boss

Very Very hard question for you Tony now, i know u want this title but please anyone but yourself, who has the: WORST DRESS SENSE:

Those boots, if he could finish then maybe, but even thats pushing it kev.

Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:..

Its got 2 be the captain and the boss, thats all they do!

Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team:

well i would say kev but he says he really is a striker and that those boots aren't a bet. so I'd have to say the coach, Mr McGowan.

And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER:

Ross says its Ants, buts Ants tells us its Ross, so i'll let them fight it out! peace out!

ELVIS has left the building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Tony, next month, Star Striker ( ha ha ) Kev McQ.

Previous Months please click below:
ANTS HORAN( DECEMBER ) ;

DANNY FLYNN( NOVEMBER )

STEPHEN McGOWAN( OCTOBER )

BILLY RATCLIFFE( SEPTEMBER )

JACK SPIERS ( AUGUST )