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TEAMMATES MARCH 2009- THIS MONTH IS MR KEVIN MCQUILLAN |
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Nice picture Kev, I was going to ask you abou the history behind this picture, but i dont have a spare 5 hours to listen to you. I did hear the goal was actually scored against Abronhill at Hampden. Shocking. Anyway, onto teammates: First Question, Who is the Best Trainer No one works harder than Billy but the gaffer must rate a mention for sheer attitude to it every week.
Seriously, I’ve got to say big Graham while he’s still contracted – he’s the worst in football history!
Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM: McGowan…not so fast magical, I mean your brother!. I hate to say it but he’s still making our squad look stupid in training while playing at walking pace!!
Why did you have to pick him, he doesnt need the ego boost. Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER: Alright, it’s Magical this time. But I swear, before the onset of old age, a life of alcohol abuse and downright laziness, I’d have had him… 10 years ago assisted by a strong breeze! MMM always gets this vote, shame about his touch. Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself: Jack. End of Oh sore one ! Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:Ants and the Iceman. Both understated, both well educated!
You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:
Jack. I mean, Jesus, he chooses to run a team with us lot in it! (that’s a tenner, Iain). Thats you dropped then for the next match after Jack reads this. Next one up is WORST DANCER: So confusing – do my brother’s Mick Jagger and Elvis impersonations qualify? If not, the Superstar himself, suitably refreshed, around 2am – the stagger dance followed by the lying down dance Since you were mentioned last month now you can name and shame: who has the: WORST DRESS SENSE: Tony…all day long. Deserves the award for his ridiculous underwear alone never mind THAT jacket! Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:..don’t even hear Jack anymore. Pick a McCluskey and you won’t go far wrong Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team: Did Big Graham really say he only didn’t get a game because he was a Gers fan?? Funniest gag I’ve heard in a long time!! Wee Ross is really dragging out this comedy-jobby-on-the-morning-of-a-game sketch. Buy some bog roll for your house wee man. And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER:Comedy Underwear in more ways than one. Step Forward Tony! Thanks KEV, next month, TBC, anyone who wants to do it let me know, Previous Months please click below: |
