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TEAMMATES MAY 2009- THIS MONTH IS MR MICHAEL McQUILLAN A.K.A THE ICEMAN |
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Ok so you dont look like Val Kilmer from TOPGUN, but its the only other Iceman i could find. So Michael take the hot seat for these questions, just dont melt.(Sorry) OK, onto teammates: First Question, Who is the Best Trainer Raymond and Joe always set a good example at training. I think everyone knows Billy R is the hardest working man in Amateur football. Thanks for the Token vote there Mikey but Raymond, WTF? You on crack boy ? Anyway so next question is who is the WORST TRAINER :
Easy one, Danny ‘Baresi’ Flynn. Just aswell he’s so good on a Saturday because he’s terrible at training. Honestly he would probably rather have to wax Jacks back every week or apply Grants fake tan than be at training Sore one there for the Captian. Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM: As you say there aren’t many to choose from. Magical is pretty good. Iain has got a great first touch, especially considering how little margin of error he has with those tiny feet of his. Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER: Again, would have to be Magical, doesn’t even look as if he is trying. Embarrassingly for the rest of us Kev is still pretty quick despite his advancing years Another vote for M³®©™∞ Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself: Would probably have to be Jack, though new signing Big Dave might challenge him for the crown. I do know however that you don’t want to run into either of them at 5’s Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:The treasurer Antz is pretty intelligent both on and off the pitch You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:Several people have made a case for this in recent weeks. From the three people who against Strathclyde asked who Big Dave was replacing as sub, when Soapy had been lying on the ground injured for 30mins. To the person who struggled to open a door at Glasgow green, the door release button usually helps! Also, Kev at the weekend with that well-known Spanish dish the fajita. Ultimately it has to be Soapy, boy’s just plain stupid Another vote for the human ambulance loving whiteboard there. Next one up is WORST DANCER: Apart from the obvious i.e. me, haven’t really seen many people throwing shapes, do remember Raymond being pretty bad at one of the team drinking sessions Easy one this time: who has the: WORST DRESS SENSE: Billy was in serious danger of claiming this one after several fashion disasters this season. From his Rupert the bear slacks, 70’s wallpaper shirt/tie combo, inspector Clouseau jacket or his recent all-in-one denim jump suit at the weekend. His smart suit at Magical’s wedding reception just about saved him. Therefore it has to be Soapy after his summer effort at Stepps recently, that ridiculous hat he usually wears and his amazing technical underwear, which presumably he gets from the same place as Tony. . Soapys fairly racking up those votes now. Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:..
On behalf of referees everyone I’ll give to Tony. Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team:
The banter between Kev and coach McGowan is pretty funny. Ross can also produce good lines, usually when he’s in possession and put under pressure. Hopefully Danny’s only joking as he works his way through singing Elton John’s back catalogue. Usually I’m not on the park long enough to work up enough sweat to merit a shower. Going on previous team mates probably Tony ‘the Peg’ McCluskey deedle-eedle-eedle-um. With his extra leg, deedle-eedle-eedle-um Thats it until next season bhoys. Hope you enjoyed all the team mates so far. Will probably need to sign a few more players next season or it will be going back to the start again soon. Previous Months please click below: |
