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TEAMMATES OCTOBER 2008- THIS MONTH COACH OF THE YEAR 07/08 Mr STEPHEN McGOWAN. |
 So Stephen we start with whos the BEST TRAINER : Obviously Joe Maauire - the guy is a legend. Definitely the Club Captain on a Monday and a Thursda se ssion Thanks Stephen i will give you that £50 i promised you at training, so next question is who is the WORST TRAINER :There are a few contenders here... Short but sweet ok next : Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM: As I only really know the guys through football I don't think I am best placed to judge their skills. I've heard that Ants is good on the guitar so I would probably have to go for him Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER: .Not sure about the quickest player - certainly Michael McGowan is the quickest runner so I will go for him. Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself: I think it would be a draw between Jack and Josey - both of them run like they have a fridge freezer in their back pockets. Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT: Again, this is a tricky one. I will go for Ants Horan. He is a lawyer which you would imagine makes him quite clever - although Ricky Young must be the exception that proves the rule! You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT: Not even close. It has to be Ian Martin. The boy is an idiot....he also has girls feet Next one up is WORST DANCER: It is a while since I have been out with the boys....however I will have to give a joint prize here to Ants and Ross. Their slow dance together at my wedding was a disgrace! I hope they get their act together for their civil ceremony! WORST DRESS SENSE: I didn't think I could see past Tony McCluskey in pre-season....however the fact that Kev McQuillan persists in wearing those ridiculous boots with his name on them is still the single most embarrassing thing I have ever witnessed.....apart from the day he went to a wedding wearing a cream suit... "the man from Carbrain he says Yes!" Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:.. Again it has to a joint prize: Jack Danny (yes, that's rhyming slang too!) Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team: Josey - he told me the other day that he was a goalie.....brilliant! And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER: Thankfully as the coach I don't need to shower with the players so I don't know the answer to this one. If it helps though, the biggest D*ck in the dressing room is definitely Ricky! Thanks for that Stephen, straight to the point as usual. Next month will be Team Captain Danny Flynn Previous Months please click below: |