TEAM MATES FOR SEPTEMBER IS BILLY RATCLIFFE.
So Billy we start with whos the BEST TRAINER :
Michael McQuillen aka the iceman , if he was an Indian hewould be called:- runs like girl or flapping hands. Due given though he gives a 100% every session
and the WORST TRAINER :Tough call , perhaps the bold Tony M , I almost barfed when he tied his t-shirt round his body like an Eastern European disco dancer , he did however redeem himself with his freestyle press-ups . I may have chosen Raymond or Mark M but they are never fecking at training, so It had to be the youngest sibling that takes the flack
Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM:
I am way to modest to say , so a distant second would be Michael McGowan , or Ian Martin ( I only said that so he lets me use his ralgex cream), it's great, don't let it touch your sack though or it's tears before half time. In saying that if we rubbed ralgex on our testicles then we would be more aggressive going into games)
Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER:
Few Contenders : Michael McGowan , Tony M , if he ever gets fully fit , Ricky Young is pretty quick for an older gentlemen .
Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself:
Danny Flynn , he doesn't need to run cause he says it's all upstairs, there is no clear evidence of this mind you
Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:
Ants , he does have a way about him that could be perceived as intelligence to a daftie.
You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:
To hard to say, as Ants appreciates, there are a lot of dafties in our team
Next one up is WORST DANCER:
I am usually to drunk to notice any dancing good or bad .I do vaguely recall big Rab's dinner tray robotics in Arta so the honour is his.
WORST DRESS SENSE:
Tony! , his gold jacket takes some beating , though according to Tony so does my chequered slacks . I cried on the inside when I took a pounding for wearing them.
Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:..
Big Jacks in game moaning is first class : it usually goes like - hi jack could you please pass the ball , if you don't mind that is . Jack : PASS THE BALL , I'LL RIP YER HEID AND LEGS AFF IF YOU DON'T SHOW ME SOME AGRESSION ARRGHH ! GIES THAT RALGEX I'AM THIRSTY FOR SOME PAIN
Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team:
To many to say , it's always a great laugh
And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER:
Me , I am and always will be deluded .
Thanks BILLY, Next Month is the Coach of the Year Mr Stephen McGowan
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