FIRST UP FOR TEAM-MATES: JACK SPIERS
So Jack whos the BEST TRAINER :
Well most impressive ...got to be Billy though (beaten Ricky because he's showed up more + he's looking for Swiss chocolate.)
and the WORST TRAINER :
Danny - always trying to turn up after the road run and don't think he's made it three times in a row - sorry Dan
Cant be many but whos the MOST SKILLFUL in the TEAM:
Again it goes to sport Billy, that dazzling yellow top the other night blinded a lot of people...also the younger, fitter and better McGowan will give him a run for his money.
Again a limited choice but whos the QUICKEST PLAYER:
Again, a few in this category ...but the chaps who always impresses (only when I'm there though and fighting to come in first in the road run ) is Danny...aye right..Ricky
Surely a plethora to choose from here but whos the SLOWEST PLAYER and you may include yourself:
Well thought it was me, but for a 20 yr old guy its got to be wee Tony.
Dare i ask it, but whos the MOST INTELLIGENT:
Ants, never shows it though..don`t ask me why ..just know he is!
You cant say the whole team, choose just one who is the LEAST INTELLIGENT:
Hard question as there are so many in this category...got to be Iain though..cause he's a joiner doesn't make him intelligent..and plus he thinks sawdust will fix everything
Next one up is WORST DANCER:
Big rab, looks although he pushing the dinner trays up & down to avoid customers.
Oh so many again but pick one: BIGGEST MOANER:
The McCluskey two have not really turned up this preseason...its got to be Big Kev...moaned about the recovery period i.e.one or two days ..
Whos the player who thinks hes THE JOKER of the Team:
Ricky's got to earn a mention here, his infectious enthusiasm keeps a lot of the players going...especially if any small furry animals pass him by
And Finally...................LONGEST IN THE SHOWER:
No doubt wee Toni for obvious reasons
Thanks Jack, Next Months Player: Billy Ratcliffe